How to Get Started with ANEROS Beam Me Up: A Beginner Guide

Quick answer

Start by setting aside 20–30 minutes in a private, relaxed space, then follow the steps below to insert and position the Beam Me Up comfortably. Focus on slow breathing and gentle movements rather than forcing results.

Step-by-step first session

1. Prepare your space and body: Choose a quiet, private room where you won’t be interrupted. Empty your bladder and bowels beforehand. Lay out a towel, your lubricant, and the Beam Me Up within easy reach. Wash your hands and the device with warm water and mild soap, then dry thoroughly. Rushing preparation increases tension; give yourself at least 10 minutes for setup.
2. Relax your pelvic floor: Sit or lie in a comfortable position and take five slow, deep breaths, expanding your belly on the inhale. As you exhale, imagine your anal sphincter softening. Gently massage the outside of your anus with a lubricated finger to help it relax. If you feel tight, pause and breathe rather than pushing forward.
3. Apply lubricant generously: Coat the entire insertable portion of the Beam Me Up and your anus with water-based lubricant. Add more lubricant to the tip before insertion. Keep the bottle nearby for reapplication. Dryness causes friction; reapply at the first sign of discomfort.
4. Insert slowly and angle correctly: Lie on your side with knees bent or stand with one foot elevated. Gently press the rounded tip against your anus and apply steady, gentle pressure. Aim the tip slightly toward your navel, not straight up. Breathe out as you insert. Stop if you feel sharp pain. Never force insertion; if resistance persists, relax and try again with more lubricant.
5. Find a comfortable position: Once inserted, the Beam Me Up’s curved shape should rest naturally. Try lying on your side, back, or stomach to see which feels best. Avoid sitting upright initially, as it can press the device too deeply. Let your body adjust for a minute before moving. Discomfort may mean the angle is off; gently withdraw and reinsert.
6. Use gentle contractions: Begin with subtle contractions of your pelvic floor muscles—the ones you use to stop urinating. Contract for 3–5 seconds, then relax for the same amount. Keep contractions light, about 30% of maximum effort. The device should move slightly with each contraction. Strong contractions can cause spasms; start weaker than you think necessary.
7. Breathe and stay present: Maintain slow, deep breathing throughout. If your mind wanders or you feel tense, return focus to your breath and the sensation of the device. Avoid chasing a specific outcome; pleasure may build gradually or not at all in the first session. Expectation creates pressure; treat the first session as exploration.

Product facts

• ANEROS® Beam Me Up: The ANEROS® Beam Me Up is a BOOTY-themed enamel pin with a science fiction-inspired design. This collectible pin is a fun accessory for fans, but it is not a prostate massager; use it to decorate bags or jackets, not for internal use.